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posted Saturday, February 15, 2003 by Nebula[CSR]
Steve recently brought to my attention the fact that by Nebby standards, I'm staying suprisingly on track talking about Counter-Strike. So here's a little theory I thought we could apply to the world in general. It's called The Whistler.

MY girlfriend and her friend came up with this idea a while ago, and I've sort of picked it up and run with it. If you wanted to start your own terrorist cell to spread world terror, there is an absolutely flawless way to get away with whatever you want.

First, perform the act. Blow up a bank, sacrifice some kittens, take the First Lady hostage, whatever. You can take this extreme from whatever angle you'd like. Just make sure that you attract the attention of international terrorist authorities, right? OK, on to step two.

Step two, is to wait until the authorities arrive. You wait for them out the front of the site. You look at them, throw away your guns into the nearest tall grass, link your hands behind your back, and walk away whistling.

And there you have it! You can get away with absolutely anything you want if you applied this theory. Saddam Hussein could stand in front of a weapons factory in Iraq, use the whistle and the inspectors would just shrug and walk by.

So take this advice, and you can all be blameless terrorist leaders!

Oh, and if anyone has any complaints about my lenient scorn of terrorism ...

/walks away whistling